Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.

Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars

tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up

and when i made fun of him for having a mullet, he said he got his hair cut normally but it grew back into a mullet on the ride home from the barber

This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this

Alls I can remember specifically is a T-3000 that was a meat-morpher and a troubling fixation on the scenes where Arnold had to forcible disrobe people to take their clothes

kid who followed us around all the time claimed he won george washington's fountain pen in a rubber band shooting contest

Said when his dad got a vasectomy a sexy nurse had to play with his weiner but if it got hard it would ruin the surgery so she'd have to hit his weiner with a wooden spoon

also said that once his dad was walking through "the hood" and a guy tried to offer him a drink. his dad just threw the bottle down and smashed it on the sidewalk because he knew all along that it was pee

also notable is my brother, a serial liar who claims he slept on a water bed and woke up underneath it "because of osmosis"

Knew a kid whose dad worked at a TV station, the kid claimed he’d gone to the station and met the ninja turtles

I knew a guy in high school who claimed he was friends with Larry the cable guy. when we told him to prove it he printed out an extremely pixelated B&W photo and signed it “Larry” in his own handwriting

Girl said her mom had the world's only 2 official top hats in her attic.

Dude used to get winded on his bike and pretend he was having PTSD flashbacks to when he got abducted by aliens instead of admitting he needed to catch his breath. Said like "I can't go on... Over there is where the Greys took me."

My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long, it came to life.

"they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9"

Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland.

i knew a child that said he could cause a volcanic eruption to occur https://t.co/vpZeI38IcF

My cousin said that underneath the giant rock in front of his house was the portal to hell. https://t.co/cRpi1WraLl

he claimed he could make his heart stop for 5 seconds and we all believed him https://t.co/fX1qBYa1MN

A kid I went to school with told our entire second grade class that his grandfather was one of Jesus Christ’s disciples

this girl told our entire class that she wrote the music to high school musical https://t.co/I9604Wr3GL

A girl who I met when I was eight or so managed to convince me she was the same girl I'd been friends with when I was four. https://t.co/MEiVLXR7CX

Kid said he could turn into a lizard. Another kid offered him a binder of Pokemon cards to do it for us but he said he'd be exiled by his clan so it wasn't worth it. https://t.co/BI56GoGHW0